you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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