you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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