That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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