well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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