Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
"it" just moved
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
