She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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