i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
