Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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