she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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