omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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