ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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