spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i believe in u and ur pee
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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