Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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