That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Come share oat with me in your robe
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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