good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Randomize
