my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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