Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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