great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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