You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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