so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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