I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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