how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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