The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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