My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Randomize
