community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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