On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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