My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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