Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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