I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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