The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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