Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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