Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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