I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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