Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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