Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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