Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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