yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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