Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
