Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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