Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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