The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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