nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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