His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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