we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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