Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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