girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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