this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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