kristin has been a bad kristin
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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