You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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