so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you win again, gameday.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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